Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino on Dancing With The Stars Season 11

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Posted September 2nd, 2010 at 8:40 am
Watch out world, we've got a situation on our hands!
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is going to redirect the focus from his abs to channel it towards his feet for Dancing With The Stars Season 11, where he'll pair up with the lovely Karina Smirnoff.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff Pair Up for Dancing With The Stars Season 11
The pressure is on for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Not only will be miss some practice due to some scheduling conflicts, but his partner sets ...
Mike “The Situation” to make $5 million this year

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Posted August 30th, 2010 at 9:50 am
According to various sources, including US Weekly and the Hollywood Reporter, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is set to rake in as estimated $5 million this year... Now that's what I call a situation!
How does Mike "The Situation" make his money?
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is a shrewd businessman that engages in all sorts of wheeling and dealing while the cameras aren't rolling.
The Jersey Shore star's manager told the Hollywood Reporter, "We are really excited about all the opportunit...
Mike “The Situation” Real Name

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Posted August 30th, 2010 at 12:46 am
It's no joke... The real name of Mike "The Situation" is Michael Sorrentino!
Doesn't that name just roll off your tongue?!? If you don't think it fits "The Sitch," leave a comment letting us know what does :)...
If you don’t like the Jersey Shore, then “Shut Your Mouth!”

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Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 am
Mike "The Situation" Suggests Changing the Channel...
During a short interview while dining at Seven sushi in Minnesota, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino said, "As per watching my show or her (Joy Behar & "The Video") show: If you don't like somebody's show, change the channel and shut your mouth."
Check out the video and more information here!...
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in Minnesota

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Posted March 3rd, 2010 at 9:58 am
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Tears it Up at Bootleggers in Minnesota
By C.J. of the StarTribune.com
"I'm doing very well for myself and I hope she is too," said MTV's "Jersey Shore" breakout star Mike (The Situation) Sorrentino. "As per watching my show or her show: If you don't like somebody's show, change the channel and shut your mouth."
Take that, Joy Behar!
The Situation blew into the metro for a Saturday appearance at Bootleggers that drew a crowd of more than 2,000 -- some of...
Mike “The Situation” and Snooki on Saturday Night Live

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Posted February 28th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Check out Mike "The Situation" & Snooki on Saturday Night Live (lmao)
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Snooki Crotch Shot

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Posted February 27th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Snooki's poontang poses for the camera!
While at Spike TV's 7th Annual Video Game Awards at the Nokia Event Deck at LA Live on December 12, 2009 in Los Angeles, California, TV personality Nicole "SNOOKI" Polizzi offers up a crotch shot ... Thanks Snookems!
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Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino at the 2010 Grammy Awards

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Posted February 27th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was looking HOT at the 2010 Grammy Awards
You know you want to see "The Situation"!
Signing autographs for my loyal fans ... Love you!
Look into my lovely green eyes...
...deeper, deeper
Alright, you gals can have a peek!
Hangin' with my girl Snooki
Posing for the paparazzi
Alright, just one more peak!
There's never a break when you're "The Situation"!
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Jersey Shore FAIL

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Posted February 27th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
They call it a win, but I call it a Jersey Shore FAIL
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Jersey Shore: A beginner’s guide to guidos

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Posted February 27th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Check out the "Jersey Shore: A beginner’s guide to guidos"
Adapted from The Sunday Times ... Thanks Benji! You're solid!
Juiced: Jersey speak explained
Blow-up
The ludicrous haircut of Pauly D, so now known as “a Pauly D”. Requires a bucket of hair gel, a hairdryer and 30 minutes’ TLC every morning.
GTL
Morning routine for every self-respecting guido (see below). Stands for gym, tanning and laundry, where laundry is the preparation and selection of an outfit.
Guido (“Gwe...